The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the ability to hear yourself think

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to talk to money.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!