Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to shit brix

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!