The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to fail a test everytime

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Tits for a guy.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!