The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The amazing ability to despise round objects.

The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

The power to piss people off.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to make meringues levitate

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!