The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to die while dieing

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to science.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!