The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to see the present.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!