The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The Power to Power

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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to make asians smart

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!