The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to command belgium's military

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to have no powers

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!