The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to have no powers

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to troll yourself

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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To stab Djones

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!