The power 2 kiss ur own ass

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to turn into a taxi

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to poo pineapples

The power to even

The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

the ability to only fall asleep in showers

the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

The ability to piss flames.

The ability to grow trees out of money.

The power to speak Braille.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!