The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!