The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!