Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the power to fit through a vagina

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the power to shit shards of glass

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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NMR Vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!