The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to have a power

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!