The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to be a woman

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The ability to think the world is flat

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!