The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to rule North Korea

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!