The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to become demented

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the ability to post here

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!