the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Balls.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to fart terrible gas

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power of love

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!