The power to not have a superpower

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to go to hell

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to jump faster.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to breath in space

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to go on this website

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!