the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!