The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to bread toast!

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!