The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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NMR Vision

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to breathe

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to read dead people's minds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!