the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!