The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!