the power to not have superpowers

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!