The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to smell poop

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!