The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to see through glass

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!