The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to pee out blue

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to become black!

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to see the present.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!