The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!