The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to morph into yourself

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!