The power to fart at will.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!