The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to taste the air.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!