The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to die at will

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to die

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The power to read

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!