the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to see the present

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to live through torture.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!