The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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Menstrual blood bending!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!