The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power of fart helium

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!