The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!