The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to see the present.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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meh.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!