The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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yo mama

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability autotune text.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!