The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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KeemStar

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!