The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to troll yourself

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To stab Djones

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!