the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to get sick

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to eat bread

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to die when you change emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!