to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to breathe

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to be bad at everything

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!