The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Melting

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!