the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!