the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to bleed on command

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to potato.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!