The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to be powerless

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to talk to money.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!