the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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to do nothing

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to bleed lava

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!