the power to melt your bones

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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Being only half invisible.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The ability to breath under lava

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!