The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to get in the van

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!