The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to die

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to speak morse code .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!