The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!