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The power to not write pointless powers.
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The power to transform into air.
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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.
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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...
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The power to read your own thoughts.
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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English
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The power to breath in space
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the power to time travel to the present
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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time
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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye
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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.
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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.
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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"
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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.
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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.
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Invisibility, but only in the dark.
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The power to imagine a new colour
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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself
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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries
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The power to die using only your mind.
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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau
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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.
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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.
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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!