The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The power to talk to money.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!