understanding every language only if you get insulted

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

thumb_up thumb_down -5

power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The power to lose all your limbs

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The ability to think of an ability - JW

thumb_up thumb_down -98

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The ability to de-carbonate soda

thumb_up thumb_down -86

the power to die when you breath oxygen

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!