- Pointless Super Powers

The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

-55

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

-46

The power to vomit through your anus.

-36

The power to see what's behind you.

-11

The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

wast your time on the computer

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

blindness

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

the power to do two suicide bombings