ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to become a JELLY

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to poop pee

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to rot food at will.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!