Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to see air

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!