The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!