The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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vomitspit

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!