The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!