the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!