The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to predict the present

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power of women's rights.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to see through windows.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!