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The ability to be a rock
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The power of writte with our feets.
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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese
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The power to have a power
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+113
The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am
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The power to summon cops to arrest you
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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.
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The power think five times slower.
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The power to look at Sun.
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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to turn anything into Oreos.
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.
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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........
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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.
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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.
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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.
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The power to create the superduper best pointless power
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Grow a new beard every day
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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!
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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!