the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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vomitspit

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!