~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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Turning wine into water.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!