The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!