The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to pee any color

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The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!