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The power to exhale clouds.
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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.
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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.
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The power to commit suicide.
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The power to see what's behind you.
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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.
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The power to a nokia phone.
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The power to fly upwards but not downwards
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the power to see through my eye lids
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The power to make a sound that attracts whales
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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.
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The power to put out light from your butt
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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead
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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.
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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch
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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos
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The power to die in one second
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to be under 9000
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The power to pick any lock as long as its open
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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.
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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.
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the power to glow in the dark during the day.
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!