The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to rite liek dis

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

the power to see through water.

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to be dead

The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

The power to ejaculate napalm

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to have children at will.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to change your emotions at will.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!