The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to bleed

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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Imortality.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!