The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to plank

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!