The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to watch tv

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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meh.

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to be bradley

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!