The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!