The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!