The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Facebook.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!