whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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the ability to hover

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!