the power two become drunk at anytime

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!