The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!