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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!