The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to grow boobs

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Black power

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!