The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to die at will.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power drown in water

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!