Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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KeemStar

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to write about power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!