The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to complete math exercises

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to die in one second

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!