The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!