The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to smell poop

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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he power to make mistakes

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!