ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The ability to shrink your penis

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!