The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to smell the future

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!