The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!