the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!