the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to die

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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Power to always have exact change.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!