the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to be black.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!