The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to fart mace

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the ability to hover

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!