the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to be french.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!