The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power of bad luck

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The power of throwing back grenades

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Lactokinesis

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!