The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to see through horses

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to die when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!