Dejavu

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to understand irony.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to procrast ....

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!