The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!