The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!