the ability to lie and never be believed

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The ability to piss flames.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to divide by 0

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of love

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to rot food at will.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!