The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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See through invisible people

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!