The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to plank

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to die on command

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!