The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to be dead

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The power to be dead

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to be black.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!