the ability to die once you have died

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to die....

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to think with your mind only

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the power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!