The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!