The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to forget how to swim.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!