The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Justin Bieber

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!