the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to grammar.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to remember th...

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!