The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!