The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!