The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to die at will.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!