The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to divide by zero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!