Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the power to herd cats

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!