the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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power to breathe

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to see the present.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to sleep

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!