The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!