the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to kill yourself

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to have no powers

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!