The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to drown on land.

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X ray vision on chairs

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to be a common person

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to turn food into shit

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!