- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

The power to defecate active grenades.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

power to have no power at all

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to shower naked.

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The power to hurt the people you love

the power to see the things that are happening right

the power to pee on command

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to be distracted with grea

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to turn load noises into cake

Pointless Super Powers