the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to bleed

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to bleed

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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Power to STFU!!

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!