The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!