The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to annoy people

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to herd cats

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to start time.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!