the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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Smoke vision

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!