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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to create tree sap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!