The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to breathe

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Having the power to stand still

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!