The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!