The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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cry acid tears

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power drown in water

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the power of being yourself

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!