The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power of creating poop.

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sdrawkcab epyt ot rewep eht

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!