The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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to be bradley

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!