The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!