The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to breathe

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!