the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to create shit

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!