The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!