The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to control urine

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!