the power to count from A to purple

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!