The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to be blind

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to drown on land.

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X ray vision on chairs

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!