The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to die at will.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!