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The power spite flower
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the power to get fat in America
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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.
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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated
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The power to see into the present
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The power to cook bad meals.
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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.
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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.
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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.
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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage
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The power to live forever but only in a coma.
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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on
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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.
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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed
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The power to think.
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The power to become a JELLY
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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month
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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car
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The power to pee any color
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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.
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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.
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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!