the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to get hard at will.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to bi ugly

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to not see anything

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to read the TV

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!