The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to die everytime you pee

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!