The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to sleep

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to dance really well

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to look into cheese.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!