the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to digest corn.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to be forever alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!