The power spite flower

the power to get fat in America

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

The power to see into the present

The power to cook bad meals.

The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to think.

The power to become a JELLY

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

The power to pee any color

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!