The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to see into the present

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The Power to fart glitter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!