the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to live through torture.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Power to die at will

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The power to shit in your eye

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to make snow yellow

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!