The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to see the past.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!