The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to troll.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to become black!

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!