The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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to do nothing

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make youself dumb

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!