the power to talk backwards

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!