The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!