The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!