To never remember what the word if means

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to get in the van

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!