The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to cry lava.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!