The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power die if you think.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!