The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to be a normal person

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to read

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!