The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to die in one second

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!