The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to predict the past.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!