The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!