The power to change your eye color.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!