The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!