the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to see through windows

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!