the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Acid pee

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of asdfgh

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to fart snot

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!