The power to exist

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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To pee standing up.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to shape shift into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!