The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to be dead

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!