the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to teleport small dogs

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!