the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Retractable teeth

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to herd cats

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to jump faster.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!