The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see through pastry..

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!