The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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sexy

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!