The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to not see ads

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to nit propely

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to look like yourself

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!