the power to shit brixs!

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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the power to say you have no power

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to read the TV

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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Facebook.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power to control dodos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!