The power to read your own mind

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!