The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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To call me maybe

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to breathe

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to see when the lights are on

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!