beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to see through water

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to die early.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!