The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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the power to become demented

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!