The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!