THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to think of food

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!