The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to die early.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to fart mace

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to speak with death people..

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!