Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!