Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to grow cancer cells

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!