the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to die if you think

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!