The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Ladder hands.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!