The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to have a power.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The ability to attract black people.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to turn purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!