The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to touch your toes

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to lick your balls.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!