The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to turn retarted

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!