The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!