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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.
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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability
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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife
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The power to understand myspace
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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl
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The superpower to think that you have a superpower
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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.
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The power to turn wine into water.
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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.
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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath
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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.
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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.
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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet
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Dejavu
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the power to make pigs fly.
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The power to volunteer as tribute.
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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.
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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.
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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.
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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.
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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.
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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.
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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm
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The power to make pencils dull.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!