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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.
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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.
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The ability to open a door that was already open.
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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books
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The power to uncontrally boop
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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The power to see your neighbor without looking.
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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.
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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked
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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.
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The ability to be a successful troll.
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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.
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The Ability to "Tighten up"
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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)
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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0
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The power to peak braille
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The power to talk to talking animals.
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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.
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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.
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The power to pee any color
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The power of Acid Tears
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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.
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the power to kill yourself at will
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The power to know what Willis is talking about.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!