the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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power to fly when your underwater

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to zap people but only yourself

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to dickfart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!