The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to have cancer.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to repel women.

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The power to rape your mom.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to change races.

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The power of gentle breeze

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!