The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!