The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!