The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to look TV

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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to spelle caretly

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!