the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to eat food

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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swear words -jesse

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to Google "Google".

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to grow cancer cells

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!