The power to get older every second

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They power to be able to make meth.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to silence explosions.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!