the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The Power to give this a thumbs up.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to instantly die

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!