The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!