the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to like any show

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!