The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to think.

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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power to breathe

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!