To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to see air

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to eat food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!