The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!