the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to do one push-up

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to rape your mom.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!