The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to die.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to nit propely

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!