The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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the ability to blow yourself

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!