- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To turn into Justin Bieber.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

The power to piss lava.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

the power to die at will

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

power to breathe

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to make people work and read ????

The ability to never have to take a shit again

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power to teleport to the place of where you are

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to think about useless power

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers