The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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power to have no power at all

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!