The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!