The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!