The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to become demented

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!