The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to come second in any race

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make youself dumb

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The power to read this.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to become demented

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!