The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to breath in space

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to shed hair

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make youself dumb

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The ability to eat your own face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!