75% levitation

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!