the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to pee any color

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to die

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!