The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

the power to be invisable in high school.

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power of creating poop.

the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to dickfart.

The ability to handle the truth.

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

the power to speak only in binary

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to be superman with no power's

The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

The ablity to understand the minds of women.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!