The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to see through windows

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!