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The power to speak braille
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The power to swallow instead of spit
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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.
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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!
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the ability to drive on the hood of the car
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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.
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The power to fail a test everytime
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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time
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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress
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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day
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the power to have no powers.
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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle
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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper
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The power to be asleep while in bed
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Tits for a guy.
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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.
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The power to speak braille.
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the power to pee on command
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the power to make toast into bread
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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight
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The power to fly inside of airplanes
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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else
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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.
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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!