The power to suck your own dick

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to become translucent

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!