The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the ability to see through air

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to take edible shits.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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To pee standing up.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!