The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to see air

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!