the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to die

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to die in one second

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to have no power.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!