The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!