The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to control dodos

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to exist

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!