The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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See through invisible people

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!