The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

The power to read your own mind!

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

The power to troll yourself

the power to shoot superman

the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!