The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power to burp a fart

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!