The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to control dodos

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to exist

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!