The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!