The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to suck your own dick

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!