- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

The ability to attract black people.

The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

The power to find kebbler elfs

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

the ability to turn purple

the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

Warm vision

The ability to spontaneously combust

The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

The power to lose any fight you wish to.

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

The ability to be ambidextrous

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The ability to pee 12% faster.

The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

Pointless Super Powers