The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to look into the past

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!