The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fail at life

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!