The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!