The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to part hair.

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being able to blow up and die

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to see air

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to switch gender identity

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!