The ability to go 100% slower

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

power to fart through your mouth

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

the power to bi ugly

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to find lost socks.

The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to make people work and read ????

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!