The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to catch em all

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to be a human

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!