The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!