The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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The ability to speak braille.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The ability to not lose the game.

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the power to transform into yourself

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The power to give this thumbs-up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!