The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to be normal and average

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!