The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!