The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!