The power to watch grass grow

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!