the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to enter a coma.

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to poop a penny every year

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!