the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!