The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to close your nose

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!