The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to fart mace

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to swim on land

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!