The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!