The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The power to be black.

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to become powerless

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A healing punch

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!