The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!