The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to run in an endless circle

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The ability to see through insects.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to levitate only down stairs

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!