the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!