- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart tear gas

The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

the power to turn coke into pepsi

The power of love

The power to make my mom shout at me

the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

The power to rot food at will.

to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to look into cheese.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

the power make tomatoes turn green.

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

Pointless Super Powers