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The power to command belgium's military
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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!
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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole
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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.
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the power to summon 10 ants every week
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The power to shoot iron from your blood
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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up
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The power to change $100 to 100 $1
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the power to let dust gather twice as fast
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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic
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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE
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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss
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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.
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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.
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The power to see through water
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The power to microwave bread
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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy
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the power to have sex but only with goats
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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...
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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people
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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.
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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.
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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!