the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!