The power to be fireproof under water

thee power to not eat but still starve

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

The Power of cheese

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to pee a few times every day.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to have no power.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to turn any object into food

the power to sugar a limpet

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!