The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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the power to suck your elbow

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!