the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!