The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!