the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

the power to nit propely

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to control sloths

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to smell water.

The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

The power to poop kittens with mittens

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!