The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to lose the remote.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!