the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to pee on command

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!