The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to swallow instead of spit

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to give yourself cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +1

the power to listen to music when you have headphones

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

To shit bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to swim on land.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to Rage Against The Machine

thumb_up thumb_down -33

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!