The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!