the ability to look into your brain

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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the power to read this sentence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!