the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to rot food at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!