The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to freeze ice

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!