The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power of exact change

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to potato.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!