the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to get extra homework

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!