The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to complete math exercises

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!