The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power spite flower

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!