The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to die at will

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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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The power to catch em all

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the power to shit bicks

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!