The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to be in fashion.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!