the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to change the shape of any object at will

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The power to make power orgasm on command

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

to do nothing

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

Third armpit.

The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

ability to fly in a plane

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

the power to read your own thoughts

The power to make remotes invisible

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!