The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Aweonao

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to see through pastry..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!