The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!