the power to get married

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to shit brix, No wait.

the power to see through glass

The power to like any show

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

ability to pee when around a bathroom

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to resist trolling.

I'm a giant di

The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to only use yahoo.com

The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!