The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!