The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to not watch south park

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the power of being yourself

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to take away your power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!