The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Aweonao

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power of minding your own business

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!