The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!